coffin

Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. Harold, the Oakdale gravedigger, upon hearing a bell, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time it wasn't either. A voice from below begged, pleaded to be unburied.

"You Sarah O'Bannon?"

"Yes!" the voice assured.

"You were born on September 17, 1827?"

"Yes!"

"The gravestone here says you died on February 19?"

"No I'm alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!"

"Sorry about this, ma'am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August. Whatever you is down there, you ain't alive no more, and you ain't comin' up."

via creepypasta.net

a work in progress

excuse the double space

Sun of us

easing up a precipice

and with the seam of its plateau.

running down a rock road,

pressing it red,

so rays go.

with desire to delve

in depths

of the each frontier.

each dawn,

the sun

with its avarice knows,

brings a chance to light

the entirety of the globe

but in certain spaces

shade remains,

indefinitely dark in day,

dealing in daydreams

and so it reels in its beams

and recedes

in respect for the moon.

fairly tense experience

coocoocachoo, Mrs. Robinson

microsoft tablet prototype

this thing is crazy

disturbing

newser:
Annie Le’s killer broke her bones and mangled her body to fit her into a hole in the wall the size of a computer monitor, an anonymous source tells the New York Post. “He just crushed her in there,” the source says. “She was like mush—she was so smashed up you couldn’t recognize her.”
news

Tyson Gay 9.69

Tyson Gay broke the American record in the 100 yesterday, tying Bolt's 9.69 from Beijing. Bolt, who ran 9.58 at the World Championships this summer is a year ahead of Gay. But, if Usain Bolt didnt exist, the entire world would be going crazy about Tyson Gay's time right now. Instead, no one really knows that Gay demolished the most prolific sub-10 second 100 meter runner ever in Asafa Powell. The video is below.

"...shotgun in a guitar case..."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/18/AR2009091802528.html
Delonte West was arrested Thursday after being pulled over. This is an intense excerpt of a Washington Post article about it:
"That prompted the officer to call for backup and search West's vehicle. He found three guns -- a Beretta 9mm in West's waistband, a Ruger .357 magnum strapped to his leg and a shotgun in a guitar case slung over his back, said Maj. Andy Ellis, a spokesman for the Prince George's police."

Delonte West was completely strapped. No one, especially an NBA player, just carries that kind of toast. With a shotgun in a guitar case he was either shooting a Quentin Tarantino movie or heading to do some serious damage. Or it could be some type of weird misunderstanding. BUT...

Imagine someone rolling up on a three wheeled motorcycle and unloading a shotgun from a guitar case.

Obama wan Kenobi

first the kanye comment, now wielding a light saber. i am starting to like this guy

wu-tang: triumph

Wu Tang Clan Triumph from CKrimes funkiesjunkies crew on Vimeo.

i bomb atomically,
socrates's philosophies and hypotheses cant define how i be droppin these mockeries,
lyrically perform armed roberry.

STRATO

a work in progress

Kanye

There is an entire blog dedicated to these Kanye jokes. Imma let you finish.

On the same subject, Obama called Kanye West a jackass today. Obama Calls Kanye a 'Jackass' -- The Audio

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Kanye vs. Serena

Who is crazier?

I already knew Kanye West was insane but this was just ridiculous.

Seinfeld Reunion

The cast of Seinfeld is reuniting on Curb Your Enthusiasm for five episodes starting Sept. 20. Above is the recreation of Jerry's recognizable apartment, which is the same except for a new fridge, granite counter tops, and a flat screen TV.

2081/ Harrison Bergeron

2081 is a short film adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut's short story Harrison Bergeron.

wat dat brige doin stuck up der?

I came across this site that gives some background history of the bridge stuck up behind the Eastside Marketplace in Providence.

"WOW, LOOK AT CASTER NOW!"

Caster Semenya, the man who pretended to be a woman at the Track and Field World Championships this summer, just got a makeover.

From jacked...
to jacked with a sparkly shirt.As you can see, (s)he's got a serious lack of cleavage. These pictures make his manhood even more obvious. Check out the similarities between Semenya and Dennis Rodman when he got a makeover.

time to pretend

the state of American distance running

worst robbers ever

Buddy Holly

Weezer - Buddy Holly
by Weezer

I still don't understand how they put Weezer into the Happy Days' set.
Directed by Spike Jonze.

"feral houses"

This picture will take you to a site that has interesting photos of houses in Detroit. Since being abandoned these houses have given way to nature. Trees, shrubs and ivy have enveloped entire homes to illustrate a piece of modernity receding into the primitive.